The photographer parent
You were there for all of them.
Open your camera roll. It's beautiful — the first bath, the first laugh, the Tuesday-morning porridge hair. And you're in almost none of it, because you were the one holding the camera.
Source: CEWE survey of new mums, UK, March 2026.
The workarounds don't really work. The arm's-length selfie distorts everything and misses the room. Handing your phone to someone gets you one blurry frame of you mid-blink. The photoshoot is lovely and staged and a few hundred dollars, twice a year — and it isn't Tuesday morning on the kitchen floor. The moments you most want to be in are exactly the ones where you're the only one there to take the picture.